Three Corporate lessons to learn from !!
Corporate Lesson 1
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to
lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes
out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish.”
“Me first! Me first!” says the administration clerk.
“I want to be in the
the world.” Poof! She’s gone.
“Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep.
“I want to be
masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.”
Poof! He’s gone.“OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.
Corporate Lesson 2
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A rabbit asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?”
The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground
below the crow, and
A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be
sitting very high up.
Corporate Lesson 3
the top of that tree,” the turkey sighed, but I haven’t got the energy.”“Well, why don’t you nibble on my droppings?” replied the bull.”
They’re packed with nutrients.”
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough
strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.He was soon spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bullsh*t might get you to the top, but it won’t
keep you there.