Australian Tourism
These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humor. I presume that the Irish Tourism officials would be more patient with our customers ?
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Q: Does it ever get windy in
__________________________________________________ Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (
A: Depends how much you’ve been drinking. __________________________________________________
Q: I want to walk from
A: Sure, it’s only three thousand miles, take lots of water. __________________________________________________
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in
A: What did your last slave die of?
__________________________________________________ Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of
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Q: Which direction is North in
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Q: Can I bring cutlery into
Q: Can you send me the
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Q: Are there supermarkets in
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
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Q: Please send a list of all doctors in
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Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It’s a kind of bear and lives in trees. (
A: It’s called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
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Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in
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Q: Can you tell me the regions in
A: Yes, gay night clubs.
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Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in
Q: I was in
A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.
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Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (